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main page any longer. We're not saying it's not good...we're just tired of it.
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Study: Number Of Big-Boned Americans Has Reached All-Time High Read it here.
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Three Inches Of Unsold Ad Space Found At Busch Stadium Read it here.
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Man Forced To Carry Stuffed Animal During Entire Theme Park Visit Read it here.
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Digital TV Conversion Revealed As Eighth Sign Of The Apocalypse Read it here.
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Sarah Palin's Unborn Grandson Launches Bid For 2048 Presidency Read it here.
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Rupert Murdoch To Buy The Internet Read it here.
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Archaeologists Uncover Rare K-Mart Department Store Read it here.
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New Memoir Reveals Jimi Hendrix's Guitar Was Unplugged The Entire Time
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This Season's Hottest Fashion Trend Revealed: Look Like An Idiot Read it here.
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Child Starting To Think Family Dog Isn't Really Visiting A Farm Read it here.
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New Reality Show Gives Hobos A Makeover Read it here.
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Trend Week Makes Unimportant People Feel Important Read it here.
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Lil Jon Robbed Of Grammy For Best Lyrics Read it here.
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Kim Jong-Il Makes Appearance On The Tyra Banks Show Read it here.
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Adam Sandler Honored For Diversity In Acting Read it here.
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Campaign For Real Beauty Makes Semi-Attractive People Feel Really Good
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Bush's Valentine To Pelosi Not Well-Received Read it here.
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Man Receives Proclamation For Victory In Online Feud Read it here.
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Fraternity Member Suspected Of Watching Oprah Read it here.
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‘08 Race For Hall Monitor Gets Heated Read it here.
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Salesman Of The Year Sells His Award Plaque Read it here.
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Exit Interview Causes Employee To Regret Decision To Resign Read it here.
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American Eagle Introduces New “Broken In” Underwear Line Read it here.
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Radio Host “Livens Up” Boring Hard News Read it here.
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Food Drive Restocks Homeless Peoples’ Supply Of Green Beans Read it here.
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Migrant Workers Take Place Of Striking Writers Read it here.
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Bush Proposes Law Requiring Senators To Join His MySpace Page Read it here.
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Dip In Holiday Shopping Impacts Wal-Mart Executives Read it here.
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Man's Social Life Revolves Around Cameron Crowe Quotes Read it here.
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Cash For Guns Event Backfires Read it here.
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Man Plans To Develop Website For Really Old People Read it here.
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Fred Phelps Comes Out Of The Closet Read it here.
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Arkansas Dental Student Urged To Find Fall Back Plan Read it here.
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Celine Dion Hunger Benefit Concert Not Well-Received Read it here.
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John McCain Employs New "I Have a Black Friend" Strategy Read it here.
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David Crosby Detained At Zoo, Mistaken For Walrus Read it here.
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Hot News Anchor Creates Tension In Newsroom Read it here.
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St. Louis Archbishop Excommunicates His Car Read it here.
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Full Contact Bass Fishing Leaves Man In Critical Condition Read it here.
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Gangsta Rapper Pimp Slaps Accounts Receivable Department Read it here.
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Barney Arrested For Indecent Exposure Read it here.
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Kenny G Loses Illegal Music Downloading Lawsuit Read it here.
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Man Reports Trouble Acting Interested In Water Cooler Chat Read it here.
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Study: U.S. Spends Too Much Money On Studies Read it here.
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News Sweeps Piece Leaves Mother Feeling Unsafe In Her Home Read it here.
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Wedding Speech Turns Best Man Into Worst Enemy Read it here.
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Mobile Home Resident Strikes It Rich Read it here.
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Study: Number Of Big-Boned Americans Has Reached All-Time High Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Three Inches Of Unsold Ad Space Found At Busch Stadium Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Man Forced To Carry Stuffed Animal During Entire Theme Park Visit Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Digital TV Conversion Revealed As Eighth Sign Of The Apocalypse Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Sarah Palin's Unborn Grandson Launches Bid For 2048 Presidency Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Rupert Murdoch To Buy The Internet Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Archaeologists Uncover Rare K-Mart Department Store Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
New Memoir Reveals Jimi Hendrix's Guitar Was Unplugged The Entire Time
Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
This Season's Hottest Fashion Trend Revealed: Look Like An Idiot Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Child Starting To Think Family Dog Isn't Really Visiting A Farm Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
New Reality Show Gives Hobos A Makeover Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Trend Week Makes Unimportant People Feel Important Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Lil Jon Robbed Of Grammy For Best Lyrics Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Kim Jong-Il Makes Appearance On The Tyra Banks Show Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Adam Sandler Honored For Diversity In Acting Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Campaign For Real Beauty Makes Semi-Attractive People Feel Really Good
Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Bush's Valentine To Pelosi Not Well-Received Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Man Receives Proclamation For Victory In Online Feud Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Fraternity Member Suspected Of Watching Oprah Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
‘08 Race For Hall Monitor Gets Heated Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Salesman Of The Year Sells His Award Plaque Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Exit Interview Causes Employee To Regret Decision To Resign Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
American Eagle Introduces New “Broken In” Underwear Line Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Radio Host “Livens Up” Boring Hard News Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Food Drive Restocks Homeless Peoples’ Supply Of Green Beans Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Migrant Workers Take Place Of Striking Writers Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Bush Proposes Law Requiring Senators To Join His MySpace Page Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Dip In Holiday Shopping Impacts Wal-Mart Executives Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Man's Social Life Revolves Around Cameron Crowe Quotes Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Cash For Guns Event Backfires Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Man Plans To Develop Website For Really Old People Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Fred Phelps Comes Out Of The Closet Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Arkansas Dental Student Urged To Find Fall Back Plan Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Celine Dion Hunger Benefit Concert Not Well-Received Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
John McCain Employs New "I Have a Black Friend" Strategy Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
David Crosby Detained At Zoo, Mistaken For Walrus Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Hot News Anchor Creates Tension In Newsroom Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
St. Louis Archbishop Excommunicates His Car Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Full Contact Bass Fishing Leaves Man In Critical Condition Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Gangsta Rapper Pimp Slaps Accounts Receivable Department Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Barney Arrested For Indecent Exposure Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Kenny G Loses Illegal Music Downloading Lawsuit Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Man Reports Trouble Acting Interested In Water Cooler Chat Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Study: U.S. Spends Too Much Money On Studies Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
News Sweeps Piece Leaves Mother Feeling Unsafe In Her Home Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Wedding Speech Turns Best Man Into Worst Enemy Read it here.
IN THE NEWS
Mobile Home Resident Strikes It Rich Read it here.
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